Caption Action: Nevius hearts Carmen Chu

Written by Luke Thomas. Posted in Arts/Entertainment, Opinion, Politics

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Published on April 03, 2008 with 4 Comments

By Luke Thomas

April 3, 2008

Photo by Luke Thomas

C.W. Nevius: “Hi Carmen, it was a good thing your toothless resolution didn’t pass today and Chris Daly’s resolution did. Had your resolution passed, my pro-establishment editors would have forced me to praise your efforts in supporting Chinese government oppression, and the deaths of 140 Tibetans. You got anything bad to say about Daly?”

Carmen: “Yeah, that sonofabitch kicked my ass today and I’m running for election. Why does he stand up for the oppressed?”

C.W. Nevius: “Gosh, I don’t know, Carmen. Maybe it has something to do with the reason why politicians should get into politics – to help the less fortunate who would otherwise be ignored and left to die? After all, Daly’s not a career politician like Gavin.”

Carmen: “I wish I could be like Chris, but I was appointed by Newsom. I have my orders and so do you. Now go and write something that demonizes the only politician in San Francisco that has the guts to stand up for those Tibetan animals.”

Luke Thomas

Luke Thomas

Luke Thomas is a former software developer and computer consultant who proudly hails from London, England. In 2001, Thomas took a yearlong sabbatical to travel and develop a photographic portfolio. Upon his return to the US, Thomas studied photojournalism to pursue a career in journalism. In 2004, Thomas worked for several neighborhood newspapers in San Francisco before accepting a partnership agreement with the, a news website formerly covering local, state and national politics. In September 2006, Thomas launched The BBC, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox News, New York Times, Der Spiegel, San Francisco Chronicle, San Francisco Magazine, 7x7, San Francisco Examiner, San Francisco Bay Guardian and the San Francisco Weekly, among other publications and news outlets, have published his work. Thomas is a member of the Freelance Unit of the Pacific Media Workers Guild, TNG-CWA Local 39521 and is a member of the Society of Professional Journalists.

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