By Chris Daly<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n December 10, 2010<\/p>\n A Call for Video Submissions for the Roast of Chris Daly<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n As you may have seen, several local “celebrities” are set to roast me on January 5th. Even though I’ve never heard of any of them, I have been promised by a cabal of political insiders that this line-up is going to be super-funny.<\/p>\n But after 10 years in City Hall, I know when I’m being sold a bill of goods. I remember when they told me that my life would be easier once elected. It wasn’t. I was encouraged to always vote my conscience — that really worked out well for me. And earlier this year, I was even promised a job in the LG’s office in exchange for my endorsement<\/a>. But now Gavin won’t return my calls.<\/p>\n So, the PR people are calling this Roast an “only in San Francisco” event! It’s true that San Franciscans love all things San Francisco, but “only in San Francisco” could you assemble a dais with such little talent. LA or Vegas wouldn’t even book you a room for this gig.<\/p>\n Come on now — Melissa Griffin<\/a> and Beth Spotswood<\/a>? Have you seen their crap?<\/p>\n