{"id":289,"date":"2008-04-14T11:04:01","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T19:04:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fogcityjournal.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/14\/the-crackberry-chronicles-bitter-berries\/"},"modified":"2020-09-28T06:13:57","modified_gmt":"2020-09-28T14:13:57","slug":"the-crackberry-chronicles-bitter-berries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fogcityjournal.com\/wordpress\/289\/the-crackberry-chronicles-bitter-berries\/","title":{"rendered":"The CrackBerry Chronicles: Bitter Berries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fogcityjournal.com\/images\/photos\/fresno_grizzlies_080326\/mw2w8474_std.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nElaine Santore<br \/>\n<strong>Photo by Luke Thomas<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>By Elaine Santore<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">April 14, 2008<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>This is why bloggers can&#8217;t have nice things<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Turns out Sen. Barack Obama&#8217;s quote about Pennsylvanians being bitter people who cling to guns and religion was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/04\/14\/us\/politics\/14web-seelye.html?ex=1365912000&amp;en=c62368b5a4b2171f&amp;ei=5124&amp;partner=permalink&amp;exprod=permalink\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">leaked by OffTheBus.net blogger Mayhill Fowler<strong><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial Unicode MS'; font-weight: normal\"><\/span><\/strong><\/a>. Fowler reportedly snuck a voice recorder into the $1,000\/head fundraiser, but didn&#8217;t ID herself as a member of the press.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">She&#8217;s my hero of the week.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--more--> <strong>Speaking of bitter people&hellip;<o:p><\/o:p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Fog City Journal tried (and failed) to charm and pose our way into a different Obama fundraiser at the Getty Manse last weekend. Apparently British accents and fierce accessories can only get you so far in life.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">I didn&#8217;t recognize many people going in, except for Bonnie Raitt and District Attorney and campaign co-chair, Kamala Harris. Here&#8217;s a very TMZ-esque YouTube clip of me telling Bonnie that I love her.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/center><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\">Bonnie for Barack!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Remember her?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Here&#8217;s a photo of actress\/Scientology goddess\/Newsom ex Sofia Milos at some party in LA over the weekend. Milos dodged a bullet, and she knows it.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fogcityjournal.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/milos.JPG\" alt=\"milos.JPG\" \/><br \/>\nSofia Milos<br \/>\n<strong>Photo via WireImage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I&#8217;ve got nothing bad to say about this bitch, not even her stripper heels. Said it before, and I&#8217;ll say it again: praise Xenu!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fogcityjournal.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/xenu.jpg\" alt=\"xenu.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nCrackBerry is all about Xenu, and not afraid to blog about it.<br \/>\n<strong>Photo by The Hoff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong>CrackBerry Sightings<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Kamala Harris having lunch with some dudes at the Whole Foods in Potrero Hill. Harris was probs planning her life as Attorney General in the Obama administration, even though that&#8217;s not why she&#8217;s supporting him or anything.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fogcityjournal.com\/images\/photos\/CDP_San_Jose_080328\/html\/mw2w9158_std.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nDistrict Attorney Kamala Harris.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">By proxy, from Big Brother because I obviously don&#8217;t go to clubs with actual celebs: Santino Rice from Project Runway at some &#8220;dirty gay faghag night&#8221; at a club in LA.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&#8220;I kept wishing you were here to make fun of this trannywreck&#8217;s red poncho,&#8221; BB said in a text.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I can&#8217;t believe my bro is using the word &#8220;trannywreck&#8221; and I&#8217;m not. 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