Caption Action: Chinese government sucks!

Written by Elaine Santore. Posted in Arts/Entertainment, Politics

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Published on April 02, 2008 with 5 Comments

By Elaine Santore

April 2, 2008


Photos by Luke Thomas

Chris Daly takes the national stage for his stand against the Chinese government’s human rights violations. And he’s not even Chinese!

PS: Somebody please tell Pat Murphy to stop visualizing himself in Daly’s pants. That’s NOT the proper way to use The Secret.

Meanwhile, Nathan Ballard is visualizing a turkey sandwich. Mmm….

Elaine Santore

Elaine Santore

Elaine Santore was born in San Francisco during the awesome ’80s. She spent a considerable amount of her childhood around City employees, all of whom taught her the value of pretending to be productive. After graduating from Saint Ignatius College Preparatory, she transferred schools three times but eventually received a Bachelor of Arts degree from the University of Nebraska – Lincoln in Psychology, with a double minor in Political Science and Textiles, Clothing and Design. This unique area of expertise makes her qualified to critique the sartorial missteps and psychological problems of local politicians.

Elaine’s work has also appeared in 7×7, California Home + Design, Filipinas, the Daily Nebraskan, SF Bay Guardian, and Spin.com.

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  • andy

    bravo elaine. hilarious!

  • patrick monk rn

    Actually I think he’s dreaming of a Sacramento corner office and figuring out how he can get a job with Mr Moonbeam. At least he’s a reasonably smart rodent and knows when to abandon sinking shits.

  • sfcelticcrone

    The last time I checked, that is not Nathan Ballard! And since the person shown is a former chef, I believe his dreams would be a bit more imaginative than a turkey sandwich.

  • sfcelticcrone

    Well, that was either a senior moment or a case of separate at birth. The beard is so alike. Luke says it is Nathan Ballard!

  • AG

    Whoever this is, he’s more likely thinking “Hah! I even can’t SEE this pissed-off woman flipping me off …”